Bloke claims sex toy he bought his girlfriend is so good she’s basically dumped him in hilarious review

IF Sex and the City reruns have taught us ANYTHING, it's that finding your perfect sex toy might just make you want to give up dating for good.

But what happens when it's your boyfriend who has set you up with it? Well as one bloke unfortunately found out, things can get pretty awkward…

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After buying his partner a £19 vibrator from Amazon, the lad – known only as Sam – posted a hilarious (and quite sad) review on the product page.

Complete with 20 different vibration patterns and 8 levels of intensity, the waterproof product promises to give shoppers a "soothing massage anywhere and anytime".

The emotional rollercoaster of a review begins: "Well what can I say. Got it for my girlfriend and basically been dumped for how good it is."

This was the first time the couple had ever used a sex toy together – and the bloke was originally delighted by the results… to say the least.


He added: "Never heard a girl moan better than a porn star in my whole life and I've watched a lot of porn. Trust me when I say it's good."

But he's not the only happy customer who have left a rave review – in fact, the "Love Me" wand has an average 4.3 out of five rating.

Urging other women to buy into the hype, another happy customer wrote: "LOVE IT. ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT. Gets me off way better than my ex and without all the baggage. Invest girls invest."

Giving it a five-star review, a third wrote: "Move along Woody and Buzz, there is a new toy in town. One that Andy's mum would have never given away…"

For more relationship horror stories, this woman was left stunned after seeing her "cheating" boyfriend agree to have sex with her MUM in a sneaky ploy to catch him out.

And this woman hit back at a date who labelled her an "idiot" for watching Love Island.

Plus this bloke has been rinsed after revealing he keeps a "lady drawer" with a pregnancy test, face wipes, tampons… and a sex toy.

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